Ladies are fair
With their eyes and their hair.
They made his heart beat faster,
But he'd fly through them just like air,
Straight on to Madagascar.

Sweet Blennie Pence,
Arbitrarily dense,
Arraigned for double murder,
Wept diamond tears inside a fence
Of tensile, steely girders.

Her face was pale
As she told her tale
(Or so the papers noted).
"They tried to hug me," Blennie wailed,
"My ma and pa imploded!"

Attorney defense
To sweet Blennie Pence
Said: "Mercy you must grace her!
No murder, this, but negligence.
She just let them embrace her!

The D.A. cried:
"Well testified!
And I've heard some good defenses!
But Jury, who could justify
The murder of the Pences?"

Artigan Wrasse
Randomly passed
The trial all assembled.
He felt the gravity of her mass,
And his neutrinos trembled.

"The girl of my dreams!
But in trouble, it seems."
So Artigan took action.
He tore a rift in Time's own seam
With Blennie in his traction.

"It's all for me?
An anomaly?
But why?" asked Blennie shyly.
"You draw me irresistably,
And I esteem you highly!"

That very night,
All bathed in light,
She absorbed him sweetly.
How fine to know such pure delight,
To feel your love completely!